Unfortunately, not through all the way.
Chapter 1
It was a cold Saturday morning, and a bystander was in the computer room "minding his own business" when suddenly there was a reverberating bo-iiing from the window. The witness claims that he thought it might be a bird because he had heard of this happening before. He rushed at top speed over to the window and looked out it. Sure enough, there it was, conked out on the ground.
Chapter 2
As the rest of the family woke up our suspect reported his findings to each and every one of them, while also showing them the evidence.
So sad too, that it was permanantly conked out.
Soren named the dead pet M.J., in honor of Michael Jackson dying the same week.
Chapter 3
While the case is still being investigated, the professionals have given the list of possibilities:
1)Flying under the influence.
2)Predators (which has now been ruled out, seeing as there are no marks on the bird.)
3) Fowl Play
We cannot confirm Flying under the Influence until the autopsy. The authorities mostly suspect that Fowl Play was involed.
Till next time,
Crime Scene Reporter Logan McQuivey
5 comments:
HILARIOUS WRITING! Bravo!
I had to chuckle at this report Logan. Good job! Did the bird ever recover from the stun? Sometimes in Utah we had birds fly into our windows, only to fly off eventually.
Well done, Logan. Our windows here in AZ also invite this catastrophe too often. One day, Bro. LeSueur found three poor fowls in one day. That was rare - really.
Man, you guys have some pretty clean windows!
Good pics and writing Logan. Why was suicide not considered? Poor bird. I bet it is hard to be a bird....
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